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sam & marley go to milkshake factory


a script for a play that i wrote that spiraled into a comic i'd like to do

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marley halendatchberly

a city endeared cynic with a heart of melting plastic, marley is 20 years of age and has remained apparently "not interested" in joy for at least 12 of those. unafraid of critics, although their antics often twist her odds and ends, marley seems shy, and is shy, but is only moreso quiet. her apathy towards any-and-every-thing has developed into a sick and maladjusted intrepretation of bravery; marley does not fear.

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samantha clairmentime morris

a rebel as her center as opposed to a method, sam is as emotionally invested in her peers as she is her present choice of corduroy; both are matters of life and death itself. wanting to be "liked" but not having any further concept means that there is always a new someone for sam to focus on-a somebody else to make a home within; a second something for sam to forever break away from.

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